May 2013
shutupaubrey:
i hate summer because i hate my body
me: it’s a long story
person: i have time!
hannibalthecanibal:
and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
There are no accidents… there is only some purpose that we haven’t yet...
– Deepak Chopra (via hippierev0luti0n)
cincodegayo:
so
fucking
horny
chickensandwich:
when i have tons of money i will still buy cheap clothes because then i can have 100 articles of clothing for the price of 1 really expensive designer item and i will have a lot of money left for food
I cannot make you understand. I cannot make anyone understand what is happening...
– Franz Kafka (via misiuq)
unfollower:
i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive
I have spent all my life resisting the desire to end it.
– Franz Kafka, from Dearest Father: Stories and Other Writings tr. Ernst Kaiser and Eithne Wilkins (via livelysoulmeetsbody)
hannahbeezy:
If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.